Walter Zoomie's World
Dear Occupy _______ (fill in the location of your choice) Protestor:
You go on ahead and have your protest.
It is your right, as you well know, but I thought you should know something…
I am a man of peace.
I am legally armed.
I have a deep love for my fellow citizens.
I have a capacity for violence.
I enjoy life.
I intend to pursue happiness for as long as possible.
You should know something else about me.
Should you decide to go feral, as your European and Middle Eastern counterparts have recently gone…
Should you threaten me, my family, or my property…
I will fucking kill you.
It is my right.
I thought you should know.
Have a nice day.