New Website! AttackWatchIII.com

Sarcasm at it's finest.:)

The Cliffs of Insanity
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There's a new site coming to help bring peace into the Threeper community. Here's the public service announcement for it:

Get the facts

Fight the smears
Attack Watch.com
Is where you can report attacks on fellow Threepers
If you read a suspicious website
If you heard a friend say something
If you think you heard a friend say something
If you heard a friend think something let us know

Mike Vanderboegh is writing a book that's so powerful that the ATF came up with Fast and Furious for the sole purpose of diverting his attention.

Concerned American whitens his teeth
But they're unnaturally white
And his last name is White.
Because he's a giant racist

It's not just attack watch, it's Attack Watch III!
Get it? With Roman numerals just like the III percent
And an overdeep narration voice.
Attack Watch III, because this time, it's personal.

Don't ask how we skipped Attack Watch 2 to get to Attack Watch III or else you'll be a Nazi, fartlick, lickspittle, informant snitch

Alvie D. Zane, what a douche!
He writes under a pen name he chose as a joke
And yet nobody gets the joke

Watch out for Arctic Patriot
He doesn't even live in the Arctic anymore.

In Kerodin's checkered past, he once bought tin foil
And he used an alias to get a library card.
He lies like the Devil

There's a snake on the Union Jack
The Honey Badger eats snakes.
Watch out for the Honey Badger or he'll eat your snake

Remember don't trust anyone over the internet
Don't trust anyone who uses an alias
Don't trust anyone with teeth that are too white
Don't trust people with unfinished books
Don't trust people who sell books
Don't trust people who give books away
Don't trust anyone
And then you can be free. Be your own leader. Be independent and be left alone to be a "militia of one"

Attack Waaaaaaaaaaaa...whatever.
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I guess it's a good thing that this peeing contest is being held in front of so few people. Why, otherwise it might fracture the enire liberty movement. On the other hand, it says a lot that this contest is being held before only a few people.

Congratulations and good luck getting to the top of the heap!

Oops! I bet I just went irrevocably, irretrevably, inevitably over the edge!!!!

A "Militia of One" indeed. We're all willing to be on the same team, so long as it's my team.

Can we get even more honest? A "Militia Of None" is where we're going. I'd come up with a visual for that, but the video ate my Saturday and I'm ready to do just about anything else.

As for the III theme, I'm dumping it. From today forward. We are the 0% and none of you are welcome in my movement!

--Alvie D. Zane