Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime.
2013 White House Revision:
Give a man a welfare check,
a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes,
cash for his clunker, food stamps,
section 8 housing, free contraceptives,
Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment insurance,
free medications and he will vote for Democrats the rest of his life
----- and even after he's deceased.