Missing Wife

Via Cousin Colby

Distraught husband filing a report on his missing wife:

Husband: My wife, Misty, she went shopping two days ago and still has not returned home.

Officer: What is her height?

Husband: I never noticed.

Officer: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim, can be healthy.

Officer: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Officer: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to the season.

Officer: What was she wearing?

Husband: Pant suit or dress... I don't remember exactly.

Officer: Was she going in a car?

Husband: Yes.

Officer: Can you tell me the make, model, color and license number and any
outstanding details of the car?

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333
horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission
with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting
diodes for all light functions license IT HAS-GO! and it has a very thin scratch
on the left front door.

...and then the husband started crying...

Officer: Don't worry sir, we'll find your car.