An American inventor has unveiled an offensive "anti-terror" system designed to spray Muslims with pig blood.
The highly controversial device is the work of tinpot tinkerer Franklin R Lacy, who works in Tampa, Florida.
He has applied for a patent on a "system for protecting against terrorist and illegal invasion" which cruelly exploits the Islamic ban on eating or even handling pork.
The inventor's previous work includes a beverage heater, fudge warmer and a windshield for a boat.
He learned of the strict Islamic laws on pig blood during "extensive travels" in the Middle East.
His invention involves placing containers of clearly labelled pig blood in sensitive areas, in the hope suicide attackers would avoid detonating a bomb nearby for fear of getting covered in it.
These vials of blood could be attached to trip wires and spray Muslims with the forbidden substance if they enter a certain area.
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ReplyDeleteI read somewhere that this wasn't correct, but I'll go for it! :)
DeleteIf Youre close enough to spray them with pigs blood, spray them with bullets first. I gaurantee the end result will be more substantial. (Feed em to the pigs afterward)
ReplyDeleteFeed em to the pigs afterward
DeletePrecisely, as you're killing two birds with one stone.
The mind is target #1. Spread the word that all your rounds are hollow points with pigs blood infused with slica (infidel ballistic tip). Will they even gamble on the chances of getting shot with one of those?
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The mind is target #1.
DeleteQuite true.
I load buckshot with bacon. The dog loves the scent.
ReplyDeleteI hope it is the fake kind as it would be criminal to waste good bacon...........:)
DeleteDammit Im a working poor taxpayer. The bank wont even lend me the money to buy bacon. Ill stick with cheaper investments like gold and oil.
ReplyDeleteI really don't like the idea of feeding them to the pigs as it would be cruel to the pigs and probably taint the bacon and BBQ. Better to shoot them with bacon grease soaked ammo and leave them for the buzzards and Coyotes to eat. CH
ReplyDeletetaint the bacon and BBQ.
DeleteHadn't thought of that!
Jeez, has this guy got enough financial backing to start production? Where does a fellow donate? I'd take ten to start. While I usually complain about paying brokerage/border/ exchange fees, some things are worth paying for... :)
ReplyDeleteHa! :)
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