Friday, October 5, 2018

The Left Edge of Insanity: A Short Story of a Dystopian America

 

To my fellow Associates: My name is Diversity-26, although my family and friends knew me as John before the Great Purge of Christianity. Today, as part of my punishment, I have been required to give you my story and beg you all for forgiveness for having disrupted your safe and happy lives.

According to the decrees of Democratic Socialism (or Dezism), I am a non-binary citizen of the Commune of Equality. The year is 142 E.T. (Era of Tolerance), and I live in the Quadrant of Purple, which is now referenced in history as The Great Wicked South Carolina by our State Educational Officers. Some of you may recall that I once wrote for before the Egalitarian Uprisings of 2020 P.T. (Pre-Tolerance), and the subsequent instituting of the Holy Doctrines of Leftism. In the years following, I was drafted into the Grand Army of the Antifa to fight the endless Wars of Southern Fascism – which many of our brave Associates continue to fight to this day. I served Rainbow Nation with honor, and was discharged seven years ago after losing my right arm and being blinded in my left eye by Fascist Free Market Shrapnel.

6 comments:

  1. Damn if this ain't a likely outcome if the current state of the nation continues.
    Then again, the war ain't been fought to it's end yet.

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  2. You can thank the Democrats for this...
    “Make Them Scared” Website Posts Uncorroborated Sexual Assault Claims Against Male Students

    The site does not employ any mechanisms to verify the truth of any accusations it publishes.


    https://www.thecollegefix.com/make-them-scared-website-associated-with-university-allows-for-anonymous-sex-assault-accusations/

    Badger

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  3. Is it ok if I have a fantasy of Kavanaugh entering the Chambers of the Supreme Court triggering Sotomayor and Ginsberg into near fatal heart palpitations that leave them drooling and near brain dead? Well Ginsberg would just have to add the drooling.

    The left's apoplexy would make the current circus look like a kindergarten sandbox squabble. I can hear Kameltoe Harris finding a new constitutional requirement that leftist can only be replaced with leftists and that not doing so is an impeachable offence!

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    1. I can hear Kameltoe Harris finding a new constitutional requirement that leftist can only be replaced with leftists and that not doing so is an impeachable offence!

      :) Really.

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