White Rice is Racist

 

......this is the giant lunatic asylum the United States of America, circa 2021—in which we live.

The latest major study issued by a blue-ribbon commission on racism infecting American culture comes on the heels of other startling examples which “woke” academia, government and the media have pinpointed during this past year. Indeed, in recent months we have witnessed the Oregon Department of Education explain how traditional mathematics—you know the  2 + 2 = 4 version—is racist and unfairly penalizes  BIPOC [Black, Indigenous, People Of Color] students, and that students should be able to decide for themselves what 2 + 2 actually is, with no correction or interference from a white teacher. A BIPOC child may think the equation equals 5 or maybe 6. For a teacher or professor to admonish the student is blatantly wrong and an indication of toxic white supremacy.

And then there was the credentialed academic and author who claimed that a majority of white people with dogs who let their canine pets stay indoors was a clear indication of “white canine racism” [since BIPOC people tend to be poorer than whites without the wherewithal to offer good indoor housing to their pets].

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