Thursday, May 21, 2015

Woman Arrested For Biting Off Pit Bull’s Testicles

Via Cousin John "All I can Say Is She Must have had a Hard Night."

http://www.teamjimmyjoe.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/MugShotOldWoman.jpg

Witnesses told police this week that they pleaded with Boone county resident, Audrey Ranch, 62, to stop hurting her son’s pit bull, but she refused.

 “Eventually she bit Pedro’s acorns clean off right there in the front yard,” a witness said. “Pedro hightailed it screeching like a wild Indian and when I tried to subdue Audrey, she knocked me out with an old tricycle.”

More @ MORON
Posted by at

2 comments:

  1. BillDaveMay 25, 2015 at 10:14 PM

    Let's send her to Washington DC, bite the acorns off some Rhinos there.

    BillDave

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Brock TownsendMay 25, 2015 at 10:18 PM

      I didn't know they had any.................:) !

      Delete

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)