So Victoria’s Secret, a decades-old brand premised on sexy fun, is looking to deliberately destroy itself by appointing — lol — the humorless and brittle Megan Rapinoe as its new spokeswoman.
The humorless and brittle Rapinoe will not be alone in what can only be a Producers-style conspiracy to sabotage Victoria’s Secret from within. Among others, joining Rapinoe will be Valentina Sampaio, a male model who identifies as a woman, and plus-size model Paloma Elsesser.
Yeah, where do I sign up for that catalog…
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If I knew the position of Spokes-Model was open, I think I could see a potential new side-hustle for my off-hours.
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I jest.
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Can you imagine a handing-over-the-torch ceremony, me taking-over from the prior Spokes-Model?
Definitely.
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All kidding aside, is that dweb simp douche the new swirlee 'volunteer'?
I need lunch-money... upside-down by the ankles for it/her/'they'!
If I knew the position of Spokes-Model was open, I think I could see a potential new side-hustle for my off-hours.
DeleteYou got that! :)