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A new study conducted at Harvard University shows that in America, Liberals have a significantly lower IQ than Conservatives. The study was conducted on 100,000 registered voters in 40 different states over the last twelve years, and has concluded its results.
The first part of the study lists the correlation between political beliefs and intelligence. Subjects of the study were chosen at random and requested to come to an unmarked van to take a test and answer some questions for a reasonable amount of money.
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Ah! Parody. That explains it.
ReplyDeleteIf this were done in reality, you would have to craft the study to account for:
ReplyDelete1. Most Socialists and Communists espouse socialism and communism as how they think other people should behave, not for themselves. You will never actually see a rich socialist or communist practice socialism or communism.
2. People with below 90 IQ are incapable of forming rational political statements in any direction.
3. Compare. Einstein was 60 IQ points above "average=100". His attempts to communicate with average men must have been as frustrating for him as when an average man tries to communicate with a potato.
4. There is not enough difference between socialism and communism for researchers or respondents to make a distinction, let alone place them on opposite ends of the spectrum.
You will never actually see a rich socialist or communist practice socialism or communism.
DeleteAbsolutely as you see in Vietnam these days.
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His attempts to communicate with average men must have been as frustrating for him as when an average man tries to communicate with a potato.
My brother is a prime example. Nothing at all against him, but there is a void in some conversations.
Yeah, I was wondering if this was an Onion exclusive.
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