Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Re-post: Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

Via safetalker

 

#11 – (Bonus) A gun won’t max out your credit cards and empty your bank account.


#10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.


#9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.


#8 – If you admire a friend’s gun, and tell him so, he'll probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.


#6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.


#5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.


#4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.


#3 – A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”


#2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason Why Men Prefer Guns over women…..


#1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun!

2 comments:

  1. Well, I don't know about #11...the gun might not max out those credit cards and empty your wallet, but buying those babies will. ;)

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    1. Good point, you could spend 100 grand in short order, if you liked.:)

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