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Via Tom "We talked about this at breakfast. Tucker Carlton hammers Ted Cruz over his 1/06 comments. Credit to Cruz, he showed up and ate his words. Carlton was relentless."
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General Patton learned about the WBTS from his grandfather who fought as a Confederate officer. Interesting that two of the very best came from Confederate blood.
Via Neil Payne
As Russia appears poised to invade Ukraine, Biden today issued a forceful statement warning Putin that if he does, America will evacuate haphazardly and leave $86 billion in weapons behind.
"Listen, folks...for real this time...no joke... I ain't kiddin' around here," said Biden to a gelatinous puddle of quivering goo on the ground he mistook for the press. "If Russia invades Ukraine, we will send a bunch of troops. And then we will immediately pull those troops out and leave all our state-of-the-art weapons behind. I'm not even messing around, Jack!"
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