YOU’RE A MEAN ONE, MICHELLE GRINCH!

The O’Bamas have run out of groups to pander to in America, now they must pander across the pond. And ohhhh, what a good panderin’ it’s been, laddy! Even had time to polish off a wee pint of ale! And a few dozen tamales for Michelle! Or was that pandering to Hispanics last week? Maybe it was Michelle’s big tamale-eating ass that bottomed out that limo today! But aye matey (is that Irish or pirate talk?), Barry O’Bama was sooooo happy to get back to his Irish homeland! The ancestral land of the Obama kin-yens.

Accompanying the wee backboned president was First Panderer Michelle. Unknown until now, Michelle camouflaged in green makeup is rumored to steal Christmas…err…Winter Festival…presents from yon children. It took the Irish wind to expose the gift thief! Here’s Michelle in Ireland sans makeup:

With the green makeup, see if you recognize Michelle:

Aye laddies, ye olde Angry White Dude was a bit shocked me-self to see the real Michelle surface in the homeland of her hoosband! She’s the Wench! Or is it the Grinch? Or is it both! Now that O’Bama has reconnected with his Irish roots, will he now be sendin’ billions to the IRA? Oh Barry boy, the pints are callin’…..At least over in the old country, Barry O’bama shant be troubled by those colonists killed in Joplin, Missouri by tornadoes!