When a woman wears a black leather dress,
a man’s heart beats quicker,
and his throat gets dry,
he goes weak in the knees,
and he begins to think irrationally…
Ever wonder why?
It’s because she smells like a new truck.
Now, add a drop of No. 2 Diesel behind one ear,
and a drop of Hoppe’s #9 behind the other;
and we are talking about an irresistible Mankiller!
Just blew coffee all across my keyboard, monitor, and the bills I was going to pay! LOL
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