VERBATIM
The other day, upon arriving home from work, my son greeted me with a picture he drew.
"Cival war 2" was printed on the top, which I had him promptly correct before looking any further.
After he had corrected the spelling, I looked over the picture, amused to see a bi-plane of some sort being piloted by a yellow chicken.
"Cival war 2" was printed on the top, which I had him promptly correct before looking any further.
After he had corrected the spelling, I looked over the picture, amused to see a bi-plane of some sort being piloted by a yellow chicken.
The banner the bi-plane was towing read "No tree Hugerrs" with what looks like a green circle with an axe head in a tree stump. Next to that was the universal sign for prohibited over a person hugging a pine tree. He beamed proudly and told me, "No tree huggers! Right Dad?" I didn't know if I should be proud or bust out laughing. So I just replied, "Yep!" while wearing a grin.
And below that, at the foot of the objective, was a chicken cop car loaded with three special forces chickens and 3 weapon carrying chickens behind. Probably waiting for a breach to enter their objective and take out their target. My grin grew larger.
Oh yes, their objective. Well, it was flying what appears to be an Islamic flag (crescent moon and star) on fire.
Hmm...and as for the objective...well, look for yourself.
My son explained to me that the chickens were attacking the White House to get rid of the dictator, Øbama.
By this time I couldn't hold it in any longer and started laughing. Not wanting my son to think I was laughing at his work, I told him this would make a great movie.
"But why chickens," I asked.
"Because the chickens have had enough," he exclaimed.
I had a good laugh and told him, "Don't let your mother see this!"
I don't know where he comes up with these things!
Check out the update to the original post at WRSA. The revolution is spreading.
ReplyDeleteCows with guns. And he is right, watch to the end.
Terry
Yes, I had seen that before, but had forgotten about it.:)
DeleteOutstanding, You are raising a fine young man there
ReplyDeleteI can't claim him, but will Dixie.:)
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A Person I Admire
By Dixie Townsend
Nine Years Old
Rocky Mount Telegram
March 3, 2006
The person I admire is Robert E. Lee, the general of the
Confederate Army. He's my Dad's favorite person. Mr. Lee
was an excellent horseman. He, and his horse Traveller,
led the Confederate soldiers to fight against the Yankees.
His four daughters admired his courage, bravery and his
Southern accent. Later in life, Lee's hair turned white. His
beard was always trimmed neatly. He presented a commanding
appearance, straight, alert and intelligence. He was never known
to smoke, drink alcoholic beverages or use profane language.
General Lee was an American hero. Perhaps one day, I can be like him.
Fourth grade,
Tarboro-Edgecombe Academy,
Jamie Baker, teacher