.......just not politically correct enough. It’s like poker.
A white, Christian male has the lowest hand — it’s like he’s got just one high card, maybe an ace. So almost everyone trumps him.
A white woman is just a bit higher — like a pair of twos. Enough to beat a white man, but not much more.
A gay man is like having two pairs in poker.
A gay woman — a lesbian like McGregor — is like having three of a kind.
A black lesbian is a full house — pretty tough to beat.
Unless she’s also in a wheelchair, which means she’s pretty much a straight flush.
The only person who could trump that would be a royal flush. If the late Sammy Davis Jr. — who was black, Jewish and half-blind — were to convert to Islam and discover he was 1/64th Aboriginal.
So which is a better hand: A lesbian who wants a haircut or a Muslim who doesn’t want to give it to her?
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ReplyDeleteI don't see anything here that I could recognize from the 1950's.
For an old heterosexual white guy, this world system has turned to shit. And I don't see voting our way out of it.
Having said that, in my book, the Muslim has the worst hand and occupies the lowest rung of the human species.
occupies the lowest rung of the human species.
DeleteI can't think of another group, however small, even in the jungles of the world, who have as despicable beliefs as they, bar none.
True, but the gay Muslim pedophile monkey worshipper has everyone beat.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, a good point. :)
DeleteGood. Maybe like matter and antimatter, they'll self annihilate in a blinding flash of mutual lawsuits.
ReplyDeleteThat'll work!
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