Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Alabama Rep. Alvin Holmes says men should be allowed to marry mules

 Alvin Holmes

Alabama State Rep. Alvin Holmes, D-Montgomery, has been in the news a lot lately for his bigoted comments on everything from Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas to interracial adoption, but nothing can compare to what Holmes said on the radio last week when presented with the opportunity to clarify his position on marriage.

“Now, I’m for interracial marriage,” Holmes said after a long diatribe claiming most white Alabamians are not. “I’m for same-sex marriage. I’m the one that introduced the bill to have same-sex marriage. I don’t care who marry who. If a man meet a little mule and he wanna get married to the little mule, as long as he and the little mule get along all right, that’s fine with me. It doesn’t bother me any kind of way.”

4 comments:

  1. Mules are sterile, so any man entering into matrimony with a cute little mule should be fully aware that there won't be any babies from this union...except Rep. Holmes does seem to be an exception to the rule of mating of asses.

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  2. I am here to serve, m'lord !

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