Monday, December 14, 2015

Jeff Foxworthy: A Country Founded by Geniuses but Run by Idiots

Via Michael 

 


 If plastic water bottles are okay, but plastic bags are banned, — you might live in a nation (state) that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots WE DO LIVE IN SUCH A DUMB COUNTRY!!
If you can get arrested for hunting or fishing without a license, but not for entering and remaining in the country illegally — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you have to get your parents’ permission to go on a field trip or to take an aspirin in school, but not to get an abortion — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you MUST show your identification to board an airplane, cash a check, buy liquor, or check out a library book and rent a video, but not to vote for who runs the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If the government wants to prevent stable, law-abiding citizens from owning gun magazines that hold more than ten rounds, but gives twenty F-16 fighter jets to the crazy new leaders in Egypt — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If, in the nation’s largest city, you can buy two 16-ounce sodas, but not one 24-ounce soda, because 24-ounces of a sugary drink might make you fat — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If an 80-year-old woman who is confined to a wheelchair or a three-year-old girl can be strip-searched by the TSA at the airport, but a woman in a burka or a hijab is only subject to having her neck and head searched — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If your government believes that the best way to eradicate trillions of dollars of debt is to spend trillions more — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If a seven-year-old boy can be thrown out of school for saying his teacher is “cute” but hosting a sexual exploration or diversity class in grade school is perfectly acceptable — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If hard work and success are met with higher taxes and more government regulation and intrusion while not working is rewarded with Food Stamps, WIC checks, Medicaid benefits, subsidized housing, and free cell phones — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If you pay your mortgage faithfully, denying yourself the newest big-screen TV, while your neighbor buys iPhones, time shares, a wall-sized do-it-all plasma screen TV and new cars, and the government forgives his debt when he defaults on his mortgage — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more “safe” according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots.

THINK BEFORE YOU VOTE

10 comments:

  1. I thought that was pretty good until I read the statement, "If being stripped of your Constitutional right to defend yourself makes you more 'safe' according to the government — you might live in a nation that was founded by geniuses but is run by idiots."

    It's a common mistake, but one that is serious enough that it must be challenged and corrected whenever it appears.

    We do NOT have a "Constitutional right" to defend ourselves!

    We have an UNALIENABLE right to life and liberty, which of necessity, implies an equally unalienable right to have and employ weapons, including military grade firearms.

    The primary purpose of our divinely inspired Constitution of the United States of America is to limit the power and authority of our federal government, lest national democratic benevolence become unbearable tyranny.

    The purpose of Amendment II to our divinely inspired Constitution of the United States of America is to ensure that we, the people, always have the practical means to rise up in open, armed rebellion and violently overthrow our own government, should conditions warrant such action.

    By the way, when writing or speaking, I repeatedly use the phrase, "our divinely inspired" Constitution of the United States of America, which frequently upsets those who deny the Christian faith.

    In my chosen faith, The Church of JESUS CHRIST of Latter-day Saints (i.e., the "Mormon" church), we believe that the Constitution of the United States of America was indeed divinely inspired, and written by men whom God had raised up for that very purpose.

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    1. Thanks and we have the Natural Right. Don't need no 2nd. :)

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  2. "We have now sunk to a depth at which restatement of the obvious is the first duty of intelligent men." George Orwell.

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  3. Moreover, I'm just a proud Tarheel Redneck who attended four 1-12 public schools and three state universities without hearing Second Amendment or Natural Rights mentioned. I presume all men have always has those rights, but unless their Governments affirmed them they did well not to use them unless in a militia sized group.

    I read a great article this week on James Madison's ordeal to get ten of the original twenty amendments approved. I revere the Founders above all men.

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    1. I revere the Founders above all men.

      Ain't too shabby, but I'd put REL at the top. :)

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    2. Please amend my comment to include him and Stonewall.

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    3. That requires a bribe of a six pack...........:)

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  4. If ever I appear it will be with a case.

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