In a surprise announcement Sunday, the White House revealed that President Obama, who will step down from his current middle management position next year, has begun training for a new career in one of the hottest, fastest-growing fields in America: Crisis acting.
What explains such a seemingly odd career choice for a soon-to-be ex-president? TruthJihad.com spoke to several well-placed analysts, who offered an upbeat account of the President’s decision and prospects.
According to these experts, Obama’s choice to opt for crisis acting seems well-thought-out, and his future appears promising. They explained that although the US economy has been dead in the water since 9/11/2001, there are still a few career options out there with growth potential—among them prison guard, mercenary, breadline supervisor, drone assassin, mainstream media propagandist, militarized police officer, NSA eavesdropper, and FEMA camp construction laborer. But none of these fields holds the explosive growth potential of crisis acting.
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Now, that image up there....it's a winner! :)
ReplyDeleteCentral Alabamaian
Someone recently suggested that he might run for General Secretary.
ReplyDeletePerish the thought....
greenman
Good, he will be an irrelevant man in an irrelevant organization. :)
DeleteHe can already cry on cue...what else does he need?
ReplyDeletegfa
Must have been schooled by Beck. :)
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