Los Angeles–Back from Cedars Sinai Medical Center, which has ushered
into this veil of whatever it is a veil of the world’s most advanced and
meritorious granddaughter, the only credible evidence for Darwin.
Helluva baby. A military-minded friend said I should regard her as “a
howitzer round fired eighty-five years down-range.” See below for
specifications.
Ava Carlyle Vernier, her own self. Eight pounds seven ounces, all
systems go. A major advance in biology. The evolutionary progression: Al
Sharpton, the Great Apes, Neanderthals, Cro-Magnons, Ava Carlyle.
Estimated IQ: Low four figures. Nobility: Obvious. Does not
look like every baby ever born. If respiratory capacity may be judged by
volume of outraged squalling, she may have the best lungs on the
planet. (“Where is this? I don’t like it. I’m hungry. Put me back. Give me something to eat. Now.”)
Cici has no objection to illegals, since she was one, but she has strong
opinions about those Hispanics, of which there are too many, who come
to live on welfare. “I work and pay taxes to support them while they do
nothing?”
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