As the coronavirus panic grips our nation and toilet paper shelves remain empty at stores, we can turn to the trees in our neighborhood parkways for a comfortable and convenient wipe. Simply find these common trees on your street and pick the number of needed leaves. Remember, leave some for others, and trees need to make food for themselves (photosynthesis) via their leaves, so don’t remove all of them. Also, if someone is already collecting from a tree, move on to another one to enforce appropriate social distancing.
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Toilet paper is about like the shortage of grease during WWII.
ReplyDeleteI told my sister since there is no Sears catalogs anymore,
you can always use leaves. What a coincidence.
Imagine what one would do if lost in the forest.
I've used them many a time and since you always use large leaves, you never use the poison kind whch would be a problem! :)
DeleteFor all the Leaves that come in three , leave them be if you are a republican. Those that are not, never mind. I do not have the time or the crayons to explain it to you. Even then I still can not understand it for you.
ReplyDelete:) I learned 'leaves of three, let them be'.
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