Thursday, December 20, 2012

Obama issues executive order on Rape Control

Via Ryan

 

Rape control: Men cut off your penises now. These weapons must be removed from our streets.

As President, I am issuing executive order and an amnesty giving every man 30 days to report to federal castration centers. The rape of 30 nuns cannot go ignored, and we must get penises out of the hands of rapists. Please excuse me as I attempt to well up more crocodile tears. Now as I was saying, the nation looks on and demands answers in the midst of this tragedy. Last year there were an estimated 83,425 forcible rapes reported to law enforcement. The answer is obvious. By removing penises from our streets, we can eliminate rape in America.

3 comments:

  1. It would be wise that Obammy would lead by example. He could be the first. It would stop him from f**king the country.
    Papa Mike
    III

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