If I Were President:)

1. Abolition of the African American Center

2. Abolition of the LGBTQIA Resource Center

3. Abolition of the Women’s Center

4. Abolition of the six-digit public servant

5. Abolition of the Watson School of Education

6. Abolition of the student activity fee

7. Abolition of the university police

8. Abolition of tenure

9. Abolition of the Center for Teaching Excellence

10. Demolition of the Chancellor’s mansion
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Read the rest of Mike's sterling recommendations HERE.

Mike is the one who suggested the two cent check with which I complied and below are the hilarious results!

My Two Cent Check Is Returned