Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Al Sharpton: America’s First Illiterate News Anchor

Via California Tree of Liberty

NEW YORK – In a move to build on its reputation for diversity and equality, MSNBC has placed civil rights activist and opportunist Al Sharpton at the helm of his own news show. MSNBC president Phil Griffin confirmed that Sharpton will be hosting MSNBC Live at 6:00 PM and that Sharpton is indeed illiterate.

“We are proud to have, not just an illiterate, but an illiterate black man! What other network can claim a distinction of that caliber? The only way we could top that is if he was also a Muslim quadriplegic who’d been date raped at an Ivy League school.”

Reverend Sharpton appeared on the Maury Povich Show and shared his feelings about his new position at MSNBC.

MAURY POVICH: Reverend, how’s it feel to be a big time newscaster?

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