Obama Cedes Hawaii to Asia

Moonbattery
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No need to sit through this entire tedious speech that Obama delivered to APEC Sunday in Hawaii. Just come in around 35 minutes 17 seconds and you’ll be treated to another Moonbat Messiah geography lesson:

Details of Obama’s past are shrouded in secrecy, but most believe he grew up in Hawaii, when he wasn’t growing up in Indonesia. Yet he doesn’t seem to be aware that it is part of the United States, which maps tend to place in North America.

But then, the Manchurian Moonbat promised change. Maybe Hawaii now being in Asia is an aspect of his fundamental transformation. We’ll have to await clarification on whether it’s still one of the 60 states, whether the intercontinental railroad runs there, and whether any locals speak Austrian.