Monday, March 12, 2012

MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ENEMIES OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE TO SPEAK TO GOD

Via The Bonnie Blue Blog

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will allow the foreign and/or domestic enemies of the Constitution to speak to God.


Microchips come in a wide variety of sizes (and insertion devices).

3 comments:

  1. Well...

    Actually, if The Good Book is correct, the only interaction they're likely to have with G*d is to hear the words "Depart from me, you workers of iniquity."

    Ol' Nick OTOH will likely have *MUCH* to say to them -- and an awfully long time to say it, too!!

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  2. I'll give dedicated Dad an Amen on that.

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