As a young man I thought I could "fix" a broken woman. Tried several times before I wised up...
Let me tell you what I know from too much experience: You can't love, give or anything else to fill that black hole inside them.
You can't fark the cray-zee out of them (though I'll admit it was sure as hell fun TRYING!)
If they were only wild in the BR it would be one thing, but there's a HUGE void between "spontaneous" and "FLIPPING **NUTS**! The former will decide on the spur-of-the-moment to go to the beach for a weekend. The latter will stab you in the back with a steak-knife - out of the BLUE - because she got a hang-up phone call a couple of days ago and YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME I KNOW YOU ARE YOU NASTY MOTHER F**KER NOBODYCHEATSONMEI'lLFU**INGKILLYOUYOUC**KSU*{*NGBASTARD!
You are a sick, sick man. ;)
ReplyDeleteI don't EVEN want to know what you were Googling when you found this.
Just imagine how damaged these chicks are. It would be a never-ending soap opera dating pretty much any of them.
A one-nighter is another story, however...using an assumed name, of course.
:)
ReplyDeleteMe? Google? Not this time as we can blame it on Via Matthew!
Walter sorta beat me to it...
ReplyDeleteAs a young man I thought I could "fix" a broken woman. Tried several times before I wised up...
Let me tell you what I know from too much experience:
You can't love, give or anything else to fill that black hole inside them.
You can't fark the cray-zee out of them (though I'll admit it was sure as hell fun TRYING!)
If they were only wild in the BR it would be one thing, but there's a HUGE void between "spontaneous" and "FLIPPING **NUTS**! The former will decide on the spur-of-the-moment to go to the beach for a weekend. The latter will stab you in the back with a steak-knife - out of the BLUE - because she got a hang-up phone call a couple of days ago and YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME I KNOW YOU ARE YOU NASTY MOTHER F**KER NOBODYCHEATSONMEI'lLFU**INGKILLYOUYOUC**KSU*{*NGBASTARD!
Nope.
Uh-uh.
NEVER-EVER-EVER-AGAIN!
Sounds you got a real sweetie, DD.:)
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