Via The Feral Irishman
30. When I retire, I'm movin' up north.
29.
I'll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
28. Duct tape won't fix
that.
27. Come to think of it, I'll have a white wine instead of a
beer.
26. We don't keep firearms in this house.
25. You can't feed
that to the dog.
24. No kids in the back of the pickup, it's just not
safe.
23. Rastling is fake.
22. We're vegetarians.
21. Do
you think my gut is too big?
20. I'll have grapefruit and grapes instead
of biscuits and gravy..
19. Honey, we don't need another dog.
18.
Who gives a damn who won the Civil War?
17. Give me the small bag of
barbecue pork rinds.
16. Too many deer heads detract from the
decor.
15. I just couldn't find a thing at Wal-Mart today.
14.
Trim the fat off that steak.
13. Cappuccino tastes better than
espresso.
12. The tires on that truck are too big.
11. I've got it
all on the C: DRIVE.
10. Unsweetened tea tastes better.
9. My
fiancee, Bobbie Jo, is registered at Tiffany's.
8. I've got two cases of
Zima for the Super Bowl.
7. Checkmate.
6. She's too young to be
wearing a bikini.
5. Hey, here's an episode of "Hee Haw" that we haven't
seen.
4. I don't have a favorite college team.
3. You
Guys.
2. Those shorts ought to be a little longer, Betty Mae.
AND
THE NUMBER ONE THING THAT YOU WILL NEVER HEAR A SOUTHERN BOY SAY:
1.
Nope, no more beer for me. I'm driving a whole busload of us down to the
re-elect OBAMA rally!
I may be a Yankee but I have never used any of those phrases nor have any of my friends. I mean honestly why anyone would ever make a small bag of barbecue pork rinds. All joking aside I have vacationed across the south and have never met more honest and friendly folk anywhere. Well, with the possible exception of Florida. However I am not sure since I do not think I have ever met anyone from Florida. It seems everyone there is from New York or New Jersey.
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It seems everyone there is from New York or New Jersey.
ReplyDeleteDamn if that ain't the truth! D
Dixie and I were very pleasantly surprised when we checked out of the Walmart in Tarboro over the PATCON weekend and the teller was a delightfully friendly lady with a harsh New Jersey accent who never stopped talking about her daughter and Dixie! She'll fit rite' in down her'!:)