Monday, June 18, 2012

A war mongering nation

Taki's Magazine
VERBATIM POST


Everything was bigger with the Yanks: their soldiers, their food, and their imaginations. I was in the cookhouse with them in Kuwait before we tore across the border. We Brits had small ration boxes and they had three times the food. We had come to fight if needed, but they had come to take over. After hearing the world’s opinion of the United States being a war-hungry nation, I decided to make up my own mind after having met them properly. Dinner seemed a great opportunity. I looked for a space to eat, and a big black Marine ushered me over.

He was a huge beefy bloke and the flag on his arm was half the size of a postcard, where mine was the size of two stamps. We Brits looked like poor malnourished cousins next to their well-fed waistlines. Where we were quiet, they were loud. Where we had shortages, they had surpluses. It felt like it would be OK after we had met them. They had it covered. I sat down.

He called me “Sir” just in case I was an officer. He was polite and smart in dress, but I couldn’t get over his size. The British Army didn’t make uniforms that big; they didn’t need to. His looked custom-fitted as the cotton stretched over his hours in the gym. His rifle lay on the floor between his legs. We Brits were jealous of the M16—all black and dangerous-looking. Our rifles had a green cheek rest made of green plastic composite and a green plastic handgrip—it looked like a toy. All our special forces used the M16 because they thought it better, but for the Yanks it was standard issue.

“We didn’t have enough bullets, so yeah, we were with them—they had plenty of bullets.”

I liked sitting and eating with them. Their food was better than we made in our camps, and their words brimmed with imagination. They spoke the same language, but with more life and more vision. Iraq wasn’t the war to them, it was just on the list. They were pumped for the fight but saw it as a chapter, not the whole novel. They talked about blowing the top twenty meters off a hill and had allocated nine hundred shells for each target. I wondered who was going to redraw the maps after the Americans had finished bombing the place where civilization began. I thought of those on the other side of the border; maybe you thought about it less in your second, third, or fourth war.

A Marine kept court about how bad the Iraqis were and I made the mistake of saying they weren’t all as he had described.

“It’s all fucked-up, man, it all needs sorting,” he replied.

The rest of the soldiers around him nodded and agreed. I asked what he meant, and he pulled a dagger from his belt. If it was a hunting knife I may have understood its use. We only carried collapsible pliers to fix things that broke; in the handle was a small penknife that would suffice for most things a soldier needed to do—cut a bootlace, slice a ration pack open, dig into the dirt when bored—but this was a dagger. Daggers only did one thing, and that was kill people up close. He was a young man from the States who knew his job and wasn’t ashamed of it, and that I could respect. He casually ate his food with a fork and with the dagger in the other hand stabbed through a map of the world he saw in the wood table.

“Well, firstly, we gotta sort out I-raq, this shit should have been done years ago, then we go over to I-ran and do them, then all these A-rab countries all the way to Europe where we sort out France, who the fuck do they think they are?” he said as he scraped and stabbed in front of him. And he got plenty of hurrahs for his world-domination plan.

They were upset at France for opposing the war on terror, and after taking over Paris they wanted a victory parade in London before flying home. These soldiers were the future of the United States military. Some may even make it into politics once they’d had finished their military terms, which was worrying and exciting. They were in the game and had no doubts. We Brits would talk about them in the privacy of the backs of our Land Rovers as we made brews. They were serious, we would say—about taking over—and these young men saw themselves as a necessary part of a grand plan and were ambivalent about dying for it. Dying for the cause, which was America—that was commitment.

The American military was getting bad press and these Marines were paranoid that the world was against them. They couldn’t understand why the world saw their foray into Iraq as negative. But the reasons for the war changed as quickly as the weather in Iraq. We went through blistering heat, numbing cold, windy sandstorms, and rain in the same week. And then he asked:

“What about you guys? You’re with us, right? We’re fighting terror, man!”

We saw their weapons and heard their talk and we were swayed. Yeah, they could do it, we thought, and yeah, we were with them, we’d say. We didn’t have enough bullets, so yeah, we were with them—they had plenty of bullets. And when they said they were going to take over, we believed them and so did they. Their dreams were bigger than ours, and we could see them in charge. That was the thing about the Yanks: They fought and thought big.

4 comments:

  1. Yeah...
    Great.
    (roll eyes)

    Random thoughts:

    That Marine's attitude works if we're talking self-defense against nations who attack us.

    Iraq, Afghanistan, and now Iran?

    I don't think so. These aren't wars of self-defense. These are wars to appease bankers, oil companies, and arms makers.

    Should anyone think otherwise, they are delusional.

    I wonder what happens when that steroid-soaked jarhead comes home and is ordered to fire on American citizens who refuse the regime's shackles?

    He doesn't sound like a deep-thinker...

    Too bad the Brit was so easily swayed by the bullshit spewed in the American chow hall.

    Recently had a cashier at a gas station ask me if I wanted to buy a candy bar to support the troops in Afghanistan.

    I thought, "How in the hell is me buying a $1 candy bar gonna help?"

    Then I said, "No thanks. They should bring those boys home right now. It's such a waste, and I served, so I have some idea what I'm talking about. Getting them home and out of that hell-hole is the support the troops need."

    The military is the last thing I recommend to my children.

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  2. Should anyone think otherwise, they are delusional.

    I wonder what happens when that steroid-soaked jarhead comes home and is ordered to fire on American citizens who refuse the regime's shackles? He doesn't sound like a deep-thinker...

    The military is the last thing I recommend to my children.

    Agreed.

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  3. Yes. Kinda funny how our thinking changes as we get older, wiser, and more informed...ain't it?

    No more Oo-rah BS for me, brother.

    I guess that's why they want young skulls full 'o mush to fill those boots.

    Yet...I remain...

    Semper Fidelis.

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  4. I guess that's why they want young skulls full 'o mush to fill those boots.

    Yup.

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