Knife-Wielding Man Attempts to Rob Former Secret Service Agent, with Predictable Results

While we love the idea of a good super-villain in the movies, the fact of the matter is that vast majority of criminals are simply paste-eating morons.

Huh?

One of the more recent examples of this phenomenon is the aging Philadelphia thug who thought it might be a good idea to rob a nutrition supplement  store—the kind that caters to weightlifters and other athletes—with a knife.

That was his first mistake.

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