Sunday, December 7, 2014

Christmas 2014: All I Want Is Peace On Earth, Goodwill Towards Man And A Machine Gun


Now, parent, say for some reason Santa doesn't get your email or text or he doesn’t exist like some doubters claim, then I would do the following until peace on earth and goodwill towards man occurs:
  1. Pony up the cash and get a gun or guns. It’s your job parent to protect your household. Period.

  2. Get stacks of ammo (remember your gun is useless without ammunition).

  3. Become crazily proficient with said weapon or weapons. Give the gift of burning lead at the range and hiring an expert to show you the ropes.

  4. Make sure your sane and responsible offspring knows how to wield them effectively as well.

  5. I’d seriously consider doing whatever it takes to physically remove your family from nutters who’ve got no problem whatsoever burning your house, or business, or car, or body down to the ground because some stooge like Al Sharpton told them to.

    More @ Townhall

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