Monday, December 22, 2014

Top 5 Guns for Santa

 

Does Santa carry? I have no idea if jolly old St. Nick packs heat while he is out spreading joy on Christmas Eve. If not, he should think about picking himself up a gift while he is in town. I am talking about a handgun for protecting himself, Mrs. Clause, the reindeer and the elves. The North Pole isn’t exactly the most hospitable environment. Other than the cold, there are the polar bears to contend with, and not the cute cuddly ones in the Coca-Cola commercials. There is also the abominable snowman to think about. And if Superman’s Fortress of Solitude is really up in the Santa’s neck of the polar waste, he might encounter all manner of evil villains out to prove their mettle against the Man of Steel.

5 handguns that will get the job done up in the Arctic.

 1 Freedom Arms Model 83

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10 comments:

  1. Santa probly better go straped because all those in uniform are in danger in da hood.

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  2. :) Ought to mount a couple of mini-guns on his sleigh.

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    1. Paint an A10 Warthog red and trim it out as Santas' sleigh.

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    2. How about a Skyraider? Here's one decked out in VNAF colors. I remember that it was completely redone some years ago.


      http://www.trade-a-plane.com/detail/1755058.html

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  3. Of course Santa carries! You've never heard the lines of the song "up on the rooftop click click click" ? That's Santa's empty 9 mil Glock being dry fired on those who would steal Christmas from those who earned it

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  4. The Freedom Arms Model 83 in .454 is a good choice. I would purchase the .45 Win Mag cylinder and get it timed for it.
    Thanks,
    Joe from Tyler

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  5. Holy smack down with the hand cannons! Must be a big increase in abomidable snowmen or yetis this season.( or maybe liberals are moving up there) All of those are some heavy handcannons.

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    1. Must be a big increase in abomidable snowmen or yetis this season.( or maybe liberals are moving up there)

      :)

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