Donald Trump must be making the Republican inner circle squirm nearly out of their skins. They sent that simpering apparatchik Nikki Haley to jab at Trump in their answer to O'Bama's state of the onion -- wait, wait, make that Union -- message. Whether you like Trump or not, you ought to thank him for the amusement of watching these pencil necks writhe.
Why "pencil necks"? That's my name for 'em because so many Republicans get fat on government franchises -- like banking -- without ever having to work for a living. Got lily-white hands that ain't never even thought about a callus. Not that they got calluses on their brains from working them, either, they just get calluses on their index finger and thumb. Those are the digits they use to pull strings with.
Just so y'all don't get the wrong impression, I rank Democrats right there with Republicans as slimy members of the Reptile Kingdom. Somebody asked me today what I thought about what's happening to our country, I said, "Our country? My country's been occupied since 1865."
Of course, most everybody could say that now, even Northerners, with those aliens in Washington ruling us. I don't know whether they're from overseas or outer space, but they ain't from around here.
Brock said "I rank Democrats right there with Republicans as slimy members of the Reptile Kingdom." On behalf of the Reptile Kingdom, that is a major insult to reptiles everywhere. Reptiles ARE better than those sperm-burping gutter whores in Mordor. A better description of them would be "putrefying gutter slime." Thank you for your attention.
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You got that right. :)
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