Turning Cads Into Klansmen

I spoke too soon when I reported back in January that women no longer have any problems.

The armchair Freedom Riders at the weirdly named Southern Poverty Law Center *(or “$PLC” as one of its dogged critics prefers),*Another person besides me? Goodness. have been courageously, er, browsing the Internet and have uncovered a potentially devastating threat to not only America’s females, but its national security:

Dudes trading tips on getting laid.

Forget Arabs flying planes into buildings, you stupid cops and spies. The SPLC—whose dispatches are “sent to every law enforcement agency in the country”—has named the real enemy: white men unzipping their flies.

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