I am a racist.

 Oops, I misspelled that, S/B wacist.........

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It's always a mistake to be too certain about one's prognostications...but there are days when the course of events seems both crystal clear and firmly set.

Just in case you've spent the past thirty years on Tristan da Cunha without an Internet connection, there's a presidential election campaign in progress here in the U. S. of A. The incumbent is one of the least popular presidents in recent history, while his putative challenger is about as inspiring as soggy Wonder Bread^® But the year is divisible by four, and the news rags have been slavering over the prospect of this election ever since The Won was deified raised to the presidency, so they have to write about it as if it were a world heavyweight championship fight. Their challenge, of course, is to find an angle that won't elicit either snorts or snores.

The easy answer is to write about the fundraising efforts of the two contestants: 

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