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********* WARNING ! ! ! *********

This dangerously illegal and immoral subversive underground resistance message is being surreptitiously monitored by the Beaming Internet Government Broadband Radio Oscillation Telecommunications Hearing Electronic Reconnaissance (i.e., B.I.G. B.R.O.T.H.E.R.) as part of a coordinated official clandestine domestic surveillance investigation, in cooperation with the National Administration of Zealous Interrogation (i.e., N.A.Z.I.) and the Commission On Message Monitoring Investigative Electronics (i.e., C.O.M.M.I.E.).

Serious felony criminal charges are pending, with extreme penalties yet to be determined!

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Greetings and Salutations to All my Kith and Kin and All the Ships in Outer Space:

It is urgent that you relay this "TOP SECRET" message to our fellow comrades in the Underground immediately!

Those of us incarcerated at the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi are planning a mass escape at midnight, when the moon goes behind the clouds.

There are five hundred (500) inmates at the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi, and thus, we plan to escape in five hundred (500) different directions, blasting our way through the military police roadblocks and checkpoints.

We desperately need members of the Underground to smuggle into us the components for manufacturing automatic weapons and high explosives.

Members of the Underground can easily do this by concealing those components inside cakes, pies, bread, and sausages that are normally being delivered to the mess hall at the Armed Forces Retirement Home in Gulfport, Mississippi.

At our woodworking hobby shop, we will assemble the smuggled components for the British Sten guns and the Molotov cocktails.

We plan to coordinate our actions using Underground forces attacking from outside the facility at the same time we are blowing holes in the walls from the insides, while simultaneously, Cuban paratroopers drop from Russian commercial airliners flying clandestinely overhead.

Those inmates who are in cells on the upper floors of the Armed Forces Retirement Home will use ropes to rappel down the sides of the building.

For getaway vehicles, groups of escapees will steal a passing railroad train, any United States Navy ships that may happen to be conveniently moored on our beach, and maybe a couple of United States Air Force B-52 bombers from Keesler Air Force Base.

Remember, "Mum" is the word!

Don't tell anyone about this.

As soon as you've read it, destroy this message, preferably by printing out a hard copy which you must chew up and swallow.

Well - - - , er - - - , that is - - - ,

Chew it up and swallow it AFTER you've passed on the information to our comrades in the Underground.

The secret password for this operation will be:

GARGOYLE

Don't let ANYONE know about that!!!

Remember, this all takes place at exactly midnight, when the moon goes behind the clouds.

"FREE - DOM ! ! ! "

Have you memorized your script?

Have you rehearsed your songs?

Is everything properly choreographed?

Are your costumes and stage props ready?

What is the theme music for this motion picture production?

At Your Service,

"SAIGON"

Commander in Exile

O.U.R. Army

(i.e., the "Outlaw Underground Rebel" Army)