I was once accused by a counselor of being constitutionally unable to say "No" to a woman. Too late to change now. But I'm thinking of hiring a survivor of the Aurora theater shooting, a young woman. I'll arm her, train her, get her a concealed carry permit, and she will drive me 1800 miles to PATCON 2013. Talk about making an entrance. Then when they bury me in that beautiful cemetery above Rocky Mount, VA facing the misty Blue Ridge mountains she'll get all the work she could ever want.
In Israel, nearly all gun ownership is forbidden except for permit holders under very narrow conditions. Among those people who can obtain a gun license are ex-police and military officers and ex-Special Forces enlisted men. Currently enlisted Israeli soldiers are allowed to carry their weapons while off duty. Gun permits can also be obtained by those who either live in areas where a terrorist attack places them at high risk or people with a high occupational hazard of encountering terrorism. http://www.ehow.com/info_8146149_countries-strong-gun-control-compared.html
I'm looking to hire a companion-chauffeur-nurse to accompany me to PATCON 2013. Do you have a phone number for her?
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DeleteI was once accused by a counselor of being constitutionally unable to say "No" to a woman. Too late to change now. But I'm thinking of hiring a survivor of the Aurora theater shooting, a young woman. I'll arm her, train her, get her a concealed carry permit, and she will drive me 1800 miles to PATCON 2013. Talk about making an entrance. Then when they bury me in that beautiful cemetery above Rocky Mount, VA facing the misty Blue Ridge mountains she'll get all the work she could ever want.
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DeleteIn Israel, nearly all gun ownership is forbidden except for permit holders under very narrow conditions. Among those people who can obtain a gun license are ex-police and military officers and ex-Special Forces enlisted men. Currently enlisted Israeli soldiers are allowed to carry their weapons while off duty. Gun permits can also be obtained by those who either live in areas where a terrorist attack places them at high risk or people with a high occupational hazard of encountering terrorism.
http://www.ehow.com/info_8146149_countries-strong-gun-control-compared.html
I'll ask Double Tapper the next time I'm there.
That;s interesting. I had the impression that it was a fairly gun friendly country.
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DeleteI like the looks of that high capacity magazine... Now that is arousing....
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