Wednesday, May 16, 2018

Yankee Sanctification

 
Like the 19th-century abolitionist Lysander Spooner remarked, the eventual result of the War may have been the abrogation of chattel slavery, but what the South (and America as a whole) got in return was political slavery. This is Yankee sanctification, y’all. And it’s god-awful and anything but pure.

“It was my first introduction to damn Yankees,” my oldest sister remarked of her first semester at James Madison University in the fall of 1982. It was here, at this university nestled in the mountains of Virginia and named after one of the state’s most famous sons, that her Northern dormitory suite-mates were horrified by such flagrant abuse of their delicate and enlightened sensibilities.

My sister’s crime? Being unapologetically Southern. See, she had not only hung on the wall an ornamental Derringer handgun, which these Pennsylvania and Jersey girls chirped would surely be the death of them, but she had the brazen balls – of which many a Southern belle are known to figuratively possess – to also quietly display a huge Confederate Battle Flag beside her bed.

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  1. I do not understand why this got to be an issue. I thought it was settled that the South was fighting for an honorable principle the 10th amendment and the North was fighting to keep the Union together. If the Confederate battle-flag means anything it means the 10th Amendment.

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    1. If the Confederate battle-flag means anything it means the 10th Amendment.

      Certainly part of it.

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