Saturday, July 13, 2019

The Boat Shoe Beat: Petty Crimes in a Free Dixie

Via John 

It’s well known that we just can’t have nice things anymore, well known among the Dissident Right, anyway. From drunk Bolivians plowing into you on a Friday night to a junkie annihilating a Girl Scout troop as they were cleaning up trash on the side of the road, Weimerica really stinks. From national inhumane suffering, such as the opioid epidemic and the prevalence of tractor rap, to contaminated ice cream, things are getting much worse. These are crimes against humanity and crimes against the soul. Everything must be taken away from you by modernity. You can’t have anything, including Arizona Sweet Tea or Blue Bell Ice Cream.

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