Saturday, January 8, 2022

Where's the Road Runner when you need him?


Via Anita L. Henderson

 May be an image of cat and text that says 'SHERIFF Office of the Sheriff Todd K. Baxter SHERIFF Korey Brown UNDERSHERIFF have been made aware of multiple coyotes sightings within Monroe County. Typically coyotes nocturnal, but Is not uncom- mon see them during the day. Merely seeing one NOT reason to 911. However, there are certain behaviors that are cause for alarm. Specifically: Coyotes carrying any producted marked "ACME" Coyotes dropping anvils from hot balloon Coyote posting signs such "detour" "free bird seed" possesion giant magnet possession Coyote detonating "TNT" catapult Coyote on skates with rockets attached Please call 911 Immedlately you witness any of the above behavior.'

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