Last week a liberal writer from Newsweek criticized
me on Twitter over something I said on "The Five," writing: "Your
premise is factually incorrect. But keep cashing those checks."
To which I responded: "I direct deposit."
Yeah, I won that round. I left the poor guy on the ground in silence, dazed by my pithy genius.
But later, I found his tweet actually generating a revelation in my slightly buzzed brain. While the guy might consider his insult ("keep cashing those checks") a real bruiser, it was old. Tired. Not relevant in this day and age.
"Keep cashing those checks" is something you might have heard someone say in the era before direct deposit — so it's exactly what you'd hear from a liberal who's fallen behind, who's been passed by, who's been trampled by the boots of progress.
To which I responded: "I direct deposit."
Yeah, I won that round. I left the poor guy on the ground in silence, dazed by my pithy genius.
But later, I found his tweet actually generating a revelation in my slightly buzzed brain. While the guy might consider his insult ("keep cashing those checks") a real bruiser, it was old. Tired. Not relevant in this day and age.
"Keep cashing those checks" is something you might have heard someone say in the era before direct deposit — so it's exactly what you'd hear from a liberal who's fallen behind, who's been passed by, who's been trampled by the boots of progress.
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Pardon me, but do you mean to tell me that there are people that actually READ Newsweek? I stopped taking that propaganda rag as serious weekly news magazine some time back in the early 70's, when disco was popular. About the two uses for it now is as a fire starter and as packing material. Now I would like to, me being the gentleman that I am, offer Ms Streep a suggestion. If she wishing to continue to display her parking lot puddle depth of knowledge, then she may want to be host on the TV program, The View. Her looks would be a significant improvement over the rude hags on it now.
ReplyDeleteThanks and can't believe how the weeklies have changed. I used to buy both Newsweek and Time as soon as hey came out when I was in Vietnam.
ReplyDeleteThey just do not realize just how irrelevant that they are.
ReplyDeleteLOL.
Bob
Precisely! :)
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