Monday, January 21, 2013

New meaning found of Chinese proverb: Give a man a fish

Via Cousin John

Give a man a fish, and he will eat for a day. 
Teach a man to fish, and he will eat for a lifetime.

2013 White House Revision:

Give a man a welfare check, 

a free cell phone with unlimited free minutes,

cash for his clunker, food stamps, 

section 8 housing, free contraceptives,

Medicaid, ninety-nine weeks of unemployment insurance, 

free medications and he will vote for Democrats the rest of his life 

----- and even after he's deceased.

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