Monday, October 28, 2013

Plot thickens: Mystery ObamaCare covergirl erased from website

"Congrats, vapidly smiling splash page stock photo girl! You're now the most despised face on planet Earth," tweeted David Burge, of the blog IowaHawk.

The mystery of the ObamaCare covergirl took yet another strange turn over the weekend, when her smiling face was replaced by a far less intriguing quartet of icons.

The smiling brunette touched off a frenzied hunt, especially after White House officials refused to divulge her name. As frustration with the beleaguered website mounted, she became known on the Internet as “Glitch Girl.”

Sometime on Sunday, her visage was replaced by the helpful icons, which show the four ways people can learn about President Obama’s signature health law – by talking on the phone, going to the website (that they are presumably already on), writing a letter or chatting with friends.

For now, the ObamaCare covergirl, whose identity was sought in vain by dozens of media outlets, remains a secret. It’s not clear why the site was stripped of a human face, but it is possible misguided vitriol on the web prompted the move for her own protection – whoever she is. Tweets, digitally-altered copycat sites and blogposts were becoming downright cruel toward a woman who may have simply long ago signed a release that allowed her to become the new face of futility.

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  1. Gonna guess she is hispanic - and illegal

    or a composite person

  2. Check out the contest at Redstate here

    1. Priceless, though I think more of frogs.......:)

  3. Bummer. You take a gig thinking you're going to be the anonymous face on boring corporate powerpoints, and suddenly you find out you're the public face of

    Probably should have written that in the contract: "My likeness will not be used in association with or to promote horrific, genocidal, satanic evil."