Thursday, May 29, 2014

We're An Американка Band

Via Jonathan

Nothing beats full auto rock and roll. If the fans get rowdy you can fire a few warning shots to show that you mean business. You won't need to hire any security, because no one will ever rush the stage. 7.62 mm NATO rounds typically have that effect on people. The venue owner will always pay up, and no one will ever tell you to keep it down. Any guitar that lets you hold up a liquor store after you get finished with your gig has to be a keeper. The only problem is the groupies seem to be fewer and farther between. But they'll have their hands in the air, that's for sure.


  1. Oddly enough, I've always thought this would be a neat idea. I'm glad somebody finally built one.

  2. Soviets were not part of NATO, 39mm vs 51mm long, but what's a few facts.....

  3. Ted Nugent would buy that on sight! I think he should have just put the guitar guts on the real AK.