Too old to fight, too crippled to run, if I have to fight you I am going to snuff you out fast. If that fails, my gat comes out and speaks for me.
:) Had to look up gat.
An old guy like you? Urban Dictionary can be an enormous source of info as to what younger people are saying and I have no idea what they are saying.
I call them guns and/or my CCW. :)