Monday, March 1, 2021

THE NEW "WILL ROGERS" of 2021: Senator Kennedy from Louisiana

 Via Cousin Bill

 GOATS MILK LATTE DRINKING"... Sen. John Neely Kennedy goes off on Dems -  YouTube

Southerners have a way with words, some better than others.

Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy - The Will Rogers of our time 

Kennedy graduated Magna cum Laude from Vanderbilt, has a Law degree from the University of Virginia and a degree from Oxford in England.  He is no country bumpkin; he is very insightful & a bit humorous

Comment about Cuomo lecturing us. "It's like a frog calling you ugly".  

This election in Ga will be the most important in history.  You have nothing to worry about unless you are a taxpayer, parent, gun owner, cop, person of faith, or an unborn baby!
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy from Louisiana describes Democrats as the “well-intended arugula and tofu crowd.”
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

You can only be young once, but you can always be immature.
 
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 

Americans are thinking, there are some good members of Congress but we can’t figure out what they are good for.  Others are thinking, how did these morons make it through the birth canal.”
 
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 

It’s as dead as four o’clock.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Always follow your heart.....but take your brains with you.
 
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 

The short answer is ‘No.’   The long answer is ‘Hell No.’
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

It must suck to be that dumb.
 
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

When the Portland mayor's IQ gets to 75, he oughta sell.  
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

I keep trying to see Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer's point of view, but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
 
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Go sell your crazy somewhere else...we are all stocked up here.  
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 

She has a Billy goat brain and a mockingbird mouth!
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Sen. John Kennedy (R., La.) said on Wednesday that he trusted most Middle Eastern countries as much as gas station sushi. 
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

You can get a goat to climb a tree, but you’d be better off hiring a squirrel.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

1. This has been going on since Moby Dick was a minnow.

2. Don't stand between a dog and a fire hydrant.  
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Our country was founded by geniuses, but it's being run by idiots.

-Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

It appears that he might do the right thing, but only when closely supervised and cornered like a rat.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Dumb enough to be a twin of himself.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

This is why space aliens won't talk to us.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Democrats are running around like they found a hair in their biscuit.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Chuck Schumer just moo’s and follows Nancy Pelosi into the cow chute.
 
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy
 

What planet did you parachute in from?
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Just because you CAN sing doesn’t mean you should.
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy

Senator John Kennedy on Nancy Pelosi, “She can strut sitting down!”
 
– Louisiana Sen. John Kennedy    

Remember:  Scars are tattoos with better stories.

~~John Hodges

10 comments:

  1. This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
    -- Will Rogers

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  2. Thanks for the laughs, Brock. I needed that.
    That Senator Kennedy. He's a Peach.

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  3. He could publish a book of quotes that would sell...

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  4. I am always amused at the misspelling 'tofu'.

    The proper spelling is 'toe-foo'.

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