Saturday, April 1, 2017

Priceless: Russia's New Voicemail: "Press 2 For Services Of Russian Hackers, Press 3 For Election Interference"

Via Terry

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With the Russian election hacking scandal having gone from the merely strange, to the bizarre, to the ironic, to the McCarthyist, and most recently, jumping the patently absurd shark - as of last night, anyone who is against Hillary is "influenced by Russia" according to a former Clinton advisor - Russia decided to have some fun at the expense of US paranoia.

On Saturday, the ministry posted the following audio file of the "new" automated telephone switchboard message for Russian embassies.

"You have reached the Russian embassy, your call is very important to us. To arrange a call from a Russian diplomat to your political opponent, press 1. To use the services of Russian hackers press 2. To request election interference, press 3 and wait until the next election campaign. Please note that all calls are recorded for quality improvement and training purposes."

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  1. The difference between what the U.S. of A. stands for today
    and what Putin stands against. Pop culture, feminists, etc.
    it's all part of the Frankfurt School encroachment. What
    qualifies as art today is filth, designed that way to destroy.
    If you can con people into buying shit, can you also con them into evil wars in the Middle East and mass cultural suicide in their own homelands? Nothing easier. It's being done right now.

    1. Thanks.

    2. Amen! The rot goes deep in every institution. indyjonesouthere

  2. indyjonesouthereApril 1, 2017 at 2:44 PM

    It does make a statement when Russians develop a sense of humor and the democratic socialist party lost all sense of humor. Who would anyone prefer to deal with between those two? Me too. indyjonesouthere

    1. The same here. I guess we still have a brain......

  3. I still can't figure why I'm supposed to dislike Putin. I keep hearing from his defenders, "He's a bad guy, but..." How is he bad?!

    Their political situation is different from ours. Were he to fall from power, Russians might get a legitimate Communist from the Communist Party, Russia's number 2 party. As such, I see the man as great. I don't like Communism.

    It's the same with Assad: Better than ISIS. And Gaddafi: He kept migrants from flooding Europe. Why do we think these men bad when they serve(d) our interests?

    I haven't yet found a perfect politician who agrees with me on everything.

    A great analogy is: Your son, form coke addict and drop out, just got back from rehab, got a job delivering pizza. Be happy he's working! He hasn't found a cure for cancer, no; but he's not on drugs!

    Anyway, that's a great analogy to me, bc these people in power are degenerate fools. I'm just happy the world hasn't nuked itself yet.

    New Pat Buchanan article on Evil Putin:

    1. Agree with all and posted that yesterday. Thanks.

  4. Per Paul Craig Roberts: Russiagate is not a Trump/Putin collusion but a domestic spy job carried out by Democrats.

    Law requires Trump to arrest those responsible and to put them on trial for treason and conspiracy to overthrow the government of the United States. If Trump fears to prosecute the Obama operatives within the Deep State, they will try all the harder to attack him to the point of forcing his removal or at least discrediting him and his fellow Republicans to pave the way for the 2018 elections.
    So there.

    1. Law requires Trump to arrest those responsible and to put them on trial for treason and conspiracy to overthrow the government of the United States.

      Let us go forward with our ancestor's in out hearts and we shall persevere, Sir.