Our Father which art in heaven
Hallowed be thy name
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
On earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily ration of ammunition
And let us not waste a single round overcoming these traitorous bastards who wish to take
our country and our lives.
Let us not be seduced by the propaganda of the enemy,
Nor crippled by fear and hesitation
Lead us not into the ambushes of the enemy,
For they are many and we are few.
Save us from this time of trial,
And deliver us whole from evil that we may one day live free and in peace.
For thine is the kingdom, and the power, and the glory,
Forever and ever.