I am a Seenager.

Via Horace

 

I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the whiskey store
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant.
And I don't have acne.
Life is great.
I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.