Via Cousin Bill who said "You can't make this stuff up...."......Indeed and this is one which should definitely be a parody
The federal government is spending $224,863 to test custom-fitted condoms and validate a self-reporting penis measurement system for commercial use.
The National Institutes of Health (NIH) awarded the grant with funding through July of 2014 to TheyFit, LLC of Covington, Georgia for the project: “Behavioral and Manufacturing Science to Commercially Develop Fitted Condoms.”
“We also seek to improve upon traditional self-report mechanisms of penis measurement by validating the TheyFit measuring tool,” says the grant description on the NIH website. “This would address an important research question regarding validated measures and supply information on whether users have sufficient proficiency to accurately determine their custom condom size.”
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